Gypsy
Runaway
Witched Glitch + Santea spill the matcha-chai (tea) on:
Witch, please.
Mythology.
Monsters.
Stories we keep telling.
Who are we?
Santea (Josh)
Cat Dad whose family originally came from Guyana. Played Elden Ring and wants to chat about that.
Wicked Glitch (Lilly/Lexie)
Cat Mom who has not had citizen rights since being a Celt. Remains pissed about that TBH.
Fritz is featured on some of our episodes.
Listen to this cute little mean fuzzy-wuzzy jerkface yell at us, sometimes. He’s a noisy asshole. The cat, not Josh. I am the noisy one in our relationship tbh
What will we talk about?
Greek myths!
Celtic myths!
Norse myths!
Guyanese myths which are deadass VERY SIMILAR but with cool names
Our cat bitches at us about all kinds of stuff
Love and peace and not blowing up the planet and FORBIDDEN TOPICS!
“Why’s that Jackass Andrew Cuomo breaking down worker’s rights and oh noes Brooklyn got SMALL POX blanketed again!...
Featuring:
🎵 Calypso Rose - Abatina
😾 Cat Rage!
As me and Josh were sitting around minding our own damn business...
Fritz deadass busted in the door and leaped up on the bed. He does this. Additional sound effects added but you can hear the cat meow and purr and shit so you know there’s really a cat on the bed.
Fritz says MOW but it sounds like NO because this fluffy little dude is pissed about...
Fuck you listen to the episode there are no ads so click the button and hear the cat make noises yourself.
Watch this shit without ads yeeeeeah!
Oh fuck there’s a plane flying over head so I guess somebody’s coming to collect the 🐣HOT CHICK bounty again.
Sadly for us both, my boyfriend is cute. He could indeed be the hot chick and I could be called a dude with long hair because I have a dead dad, a deep voice and nabbed a cute partner. SHIIIII...
Oh
noes...
How
broke
is
THAT DEVIL